Emily, Freshman Year
Emily: Should I sleep or should I shower?
Emily: I could sleep in the shower
Emily: But I’m also hungry
Beca: I don’t know how to tell you all this, so I’m just going to whisper it into Legacy’s ear, causing her to shout it out in astonishment.
Beca: [whispers to Emily]
Emily: YOU’RE DATING CHLOE?!
*on the phone*
Chloe:Wait how did you get this number?
Emily:Beca writes it on my leg every morning in case I get lost.
Emily: *takes a free sample twice*
Emily: I love robbery and fraud